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l i f e u p d a t e s # 1

fuck i'm hopeless. here it is, as promised months ago. life update part one of many. 

this is only the beginning! i'll let the pictures do the talking for now. stay tuned for a more comprehensive low down, xo

 

 mega love mega babes, hope you are all well!

H E L L O E A R L Y S U M M E R

SO I GOT HOME EARLY FROM WORK TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER (LITERALLY EVER) - IT WAS AMAZING. AND PERFECT DAY FOR SOME BACKYARD LOVIN' TOO, BEST MELBOURNE WEATHER IN AGES!


LIFE UPDATES TO FOLLOW. STAY TUNED, X
(PS: HOW AWESOME ARE THESE BUNS? OBSESSED.)

OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH X 10.  YOU KNOW THAT “I’M JUST GOING TO PUT THIS ON THE BACKBURNER” FEELING? YEAH WELL I’VE HAD A WEIRDLY PROLONGED CASE OF THAT OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS WHICH HAS SEVERELY HARBOURED MY USUAL SOCIAL NETWORKING ADDICITIONS, AND I’M SORRY!

ANYWAY, HOW THE HELL ARE YA GUYS? I SERIOUSLY MISS YOU ALL LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE!!!

I’VE HAD A FREAKING ROLLERCOASTER RIDE OVER THE PAST 2 MONTHS, A GOOD ONE! I WON’T OVERLOAD YA’LL ON ALL OF MY UPDATES ALL AT ONCE, BUT FOR NOW HAVE A PERVE ON A STUPID SELFIE I JUST TOOK AND THE LATEST MEGA SWIMWEAR TRENDS. HELLO TROPICA, JUNGLE FEVER AND THE PREDICTED RETURN OF NEOPRENE EVERYTHING.

I AM NOT DEAD

HOLA LONG LOST LOVES. JUST A QUICK POST TO SAY YES, I AM ALIVE! AND SORRY I'VE BEEN SO M.I.A THE PAST FEW WEEKS. BACK IN BUSINESS AS OF NEXT MONDAY SO CHECK BACK THEN FOR MAJOR UPDATES! CAN'T WAIT TO READ UP ON ALL OF YOUR BLOGS, XO

Y O U R S H O T D J C O M P E T I T I O N

FAR RIGHT, END OF THE ROW - THAT IS ME BELIEVE IT OR NOT. I AM IN THE FINALS FOR A MELBOURNE DJ COMPETITON. “SAY WHA?” YOU MIGHT BE THINKING… YEAH, ME TOO. I STARTED MY TRAINING AT DMC WITH THE MINISTRY OF SOUND ACADEMY LAST NIGHT AND MAN OH MAN AM I IN LOVE… SO NERVY THINKING THAT IN 6 WEEKS TIME I’LL BE PLAYING A SOLO SET. SERIOUSLY... ANYONE WHO SAYS DJING IS EASY AND IS FOR WANKERS (YES, I AM TALKING TO YOU NATASHA GAUDIANO) YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE KETAMINE AND SMELL THE FUCKING ROSES! IT IS HARD, HARD, HARD WORK. MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AHEAD ME THINKS.

IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRA 2 SECONDS TO SPARE, CLICK HERE AND GIVE ME A THUMBS ME ON FACEBOOK. PRETTY PLEASE

A S O S C U T O U T S H I F T D R E S S

YET ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT AT AFTER DARK SOCIAL CLUB. I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED IN THE BELOW POST, BUT THIS DRESS IS ONE OF MY RECENT ASOS BUYS. IT’S SUPER AMAZING AND BETTER QUALITY THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE! HIGHLY RECOMMEND – YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS BABY HERE IN A SEA OF RAINBOW COLOURS.

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y M J X

SNAPS BY FAHOOD FROM ONE OF THE BEST COLLECTIVE PARTYING EFFORTS OF THE YEAR TO DATE! X

S A T O R I A L S K A T E

TWENTY8TWELVE SLEEVELESS DENIM JACKET | RAYBAN WAYFARERS | TOPSHOP WHITE LACE MINI SHORTS | BLACK VANS THAT EVERY C#NT IN THE WORLD OWNS | YESSTYLE BLACK LEATHER BACKPACK

PS: THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU LOVELY GIRLS WHO ACTUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO READ MY BLOG, AND AND EVEN BIGGER THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL COMMENTS - YOU GUYS RESTORE MY FAITH IN OUR GENERATION! XX

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I APOLOGISE FOR BEING A SHIT BLOGGER FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS. I'VE JUST BEEN A BIT PREOCCUPIED WITH HAVING MY HEART BROKEN AND ALL. SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING BECOMING A LESBIAN HAS ALSO TAKEN UP A LARGE CHUNK OF MY TIME.

E V E R Y D A Y I ' M T U M B L R I N G

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